An Education, 2009.

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dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

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No make up. No edit. No fucks given. Why does Tumblr make all my photos look so grainy? 

No make up. No edit. No fucks given. 

Why does Tumblr make all my photos look so grainy? 

1/4/2014 . 0 notes . Reblog
My nose gets really red when it’s cold. 

My nose gets really red when it’s cold. 

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Dear Emily,

Read More

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aseaofquotes:

George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords

aseaofquotes:

George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords

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Today has been a pretty good day,
so why do I feel so goddamn miserable and hopeless?

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fishingboatproceeds:

Now available for pre-order at DFTBA Records! Gallifreyan quotes from my books and nerdfighteria.

In blue: “Maybe okay will be our always.”

In maroon: “Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.”

In black: “DFTBA.”

In purple: “My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”

(Designed by Rosianna.)

John Green + Doctor Who = awesomeness. I need all of these.

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